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Humor In Videogames

The solutions to these are so obnoxious! You have to like click and hold very specific directions and everything now. Oh is this papers, please?(?) All right no it’s hitman. It reminded me of papers, Please because you have a booth. I Want a papers please one. Shit. No change- change the page is what I was going to try to do. I didn’t even click you! Okay, okay. Okay, Okay, Where else can I click? Cuz this music all my sounded like Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob dudumm! ooh… Ohhhh! Scan the back of your head there you go (Jackaboy laughter) It’s so stupid! I Get it agent 47! still wish it was a- Still wish it was a papers, please. Cause then it could have been like: GLORY GREATEST!!! Detained!! I miss that game, miss that series. Okay, grab the wigglies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Is this supposed to be Slithereo? Slither.io? ohh Jesus, Oh God. Ohh God!! Christ! I never would have played that game if I knew that was gonna happen. Okay, I’m tryna- I’m I’m kind of getting it now Okay, maybe not that was completely unexpected. All I’m literally doing is clicking and dragging on shit now to see what happens Who won? (I don’t know what you said)

Is that it? Don’t tell me that’s it. Is that really it?! Oh… Okay… Ummmmm Can I click on anything else right now? Little fucker! What are trying to tell me to do? No, put the card away, put the card away. I don’t want the card. No Okay, I don’t know This is what hell sounds like, just everyone laughing at ya all the time. Okay, I don’t know! Maybe if I- I clicked and dragged on his card, maybe if I click and hold it. Didn’t do anything oh! It’s solitaire! Thanks for laughing over 370 clicks in! my Jesus, okay, are you the wolf among us? That’s cool game I’m just like clicking- Ohh! Um excuse me?! It’s a very very meaningful bark Don’t end, don’t end. I- I need something else! I’m not even clicking the character. For drag something up if I just click you if I keep clicking you the other one had a bunch of clicks in it Just howling apparently is defeat I I can click on it again If it just keep shaking that work that’ll get him Okay Oooh! That worked what the hell were you? Amalgamation creature creepy creature you have to click her a bunch of times, and she fell down okay. Hey, it’s Bioshock one Didn’t work you need to scare him or scare harder damn it

Okay, he’s asleep where’d he go? What now? Oh, do you scare him (arcadelike roar) Oh, huho! Cool! Ha! I did it! 530 clicks later. Christ allmighty Wait troll face quest, TV shows? have I done that? I HAVE I have done that one. I don’t know if I have done internet memes (dank or spicy?) I Feel like it did a meme one, but I don’t know if it was internet memes specifically I don’t know. It’s so hard to keep track of them. I need to go back and see if I actually completed that one If not, I’m gonna play that one as well because I love these games this one was a bit more obnoxious because some of the solutions I’m fine with the ones that just need a click or ones that need a clicking a drag one its clicking a drag in a Specific kind of direction or if it’s multiple clicks like shit’s just getting annoying after a while I just want fun little animations. I don’t want to have to think But thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face! LIKE A BOSS!!! And, *High fives all around* Whapeesh! Whapeesh! (?) Well thank ya guys, and I will I see all you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!! Subtitles done by NIMROD Do you ever sneeze and it almost kills you? That’s me